Patron Saint of Panic Candle
Well, the panic buying seems to have passed, but we mean, seriously, WTAF was going on out there? And where was this guy when we needed him?
We were literally channelling him in aisle 5 of Waitrose, and invoking his presence to cast a warm, comforting and secure sphincter-cleansing glow...
- 7 x 2.5 girthy inches of long-burning, unscented, bona fide prayer candle
- Super high gloss vinyl artwork on glass candle container
- Ships anywhere in the world
- Custom options of this design, or any others you see on the site