Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle
Well, we love Gwynnie. Really we do. Her craven love affair on The Politician literally had us in stitches. But weâ€™re not sure we want to whiff her nether-regions, however fragrant. Mr Sainted actually makes a kind of strangled, gagging noise whenever her ladyparts are mentioned. But never to be outdone, hereâ€™s a rival take on Gwynnieâ€™s hugely talkable product. And Mr Sainted really does think it smells better than those parts. It is, he notes with some relief, unscented.
- British Made
- Unscented (unlike Gwyneth)
- Ships anywhere in the world
- Custom options available