Angela Merkel Canvas
Have you SEEN that picture of the canvas placed on the bedside table? The positioning is key, for it would be a cold heart indeed who didn't want to be lulled into peaceful slumber by the watchful eye of Saint Angela, bestowing sweet dreams of fiscal prudence and traditional German values. HEAVEN.
Canvases are made off site and because of 'rona-related faff are taking up to 7 days to dispatch (unlike candles, which we make and dispatch swiftly ourselves), but your interiors will thank you.