Dirty Habits &
Dirty Habits &

Dirty Habits 'Cocktails in the Post'

Regular price £34.00


2 'Dirty Habits' cocktails - An exalted, nippy wee pornstar martini that packs waaaaay more punch than its diminutive appearance suggests.

See if you can catch just the tiniest hint of ginger.




Vanilla Vodka, fresh lime juice, passion fruit, pineapple and raspberry.


Shake hard with cubed ice and strain into a cocktail glass.

Keep refrigerated below 5° and enjoy before best before date. Suitable for home freezing. If freezing, do so as soon as possible and once defrosted keep refrigerated below 5°and enjoy within 5 days.

Bottle size is 250ml and contains 2 x 125ml serves. 11.5% alcohol.

The boring delivery stuff

How much is delivery?  

Delivery is £3.99 for a pair of cocktails.  They’re sold in pairs as a minimum order but if you want to go crazy and order a bunch or indeed, other items from our site, you can get free delivery on all orders over £35.  Bargain.

Where do you deliver?

We deliver to England, Scotland and Wales but without boring you on the logistical dirge, these little beauties are fresh and so need temperature controlled delivery, yadda, yadda, yadda…so highlands, islands and Northern Ireland are out for us.  (sorry)

When do I get my order?

We know, we know - you want your cocktails NOW. But please note we only deliver Tuesdays – Fridays to make sure something fabulously fresh lands with you.

You can pick a date in the future for delivery - but only Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays.  Just specify this on your order note.  Otherwise it will go out ASAP and you’ll get a nice wee dispatch note via email confirming this.

How is it delivered?

Oh it’s glorious.  They come wrapped in little frozen packages, chilled in wool-lined boxes.  And they’re 100% recyclable so fear not, budding Greta Thunbergs – you need feel zero guilt as your cockles are warmed from these fabulously mixed, fresh drinks!

When your order’s completed you’ll be sent a confirmation with the delivery date and a link to our delivery Terms and Conditions. These may induce a slight narcolepsy but for the love god, please read them thoroughly.

All deliveries will need to be signed for and because we can’t guarantee slots there needs to be someone at home. If you’ve got specific delivery instructions please include them with your order and we’ll do our best to accommodate these.

If we can’t deliver to the address that you’ve given to us for any reason, you’ll hear either from our courier or from us. If we can’t deliver through no fault of our own (it happens, and, like with candles, we implore you to please make sure the address is 100% correct on your order), we can’t refund. We do our part, but we need you to provide the right address and be in to accept delivery.

The super practical stuff - chill

Orders will be delivered chilled and must be opened and refrigerated straight away. Products shouldn’t be left unrefrigerated in the box. All orders must be checked on receipt and if there’s any errors, please email ohlord@mysaintedaunt.com within 3 hours of receipt of order. 

Will I need to be in to receive a delivery?

Yes!  All deliveries must be received by a person over the age of 18 and if you’re lucky enough to not look it, you may have to show proof of age.  If this happens, WE ENVY YOU.

Refunds & returns 

If by some happenstance of total crapulence you get the wrong order, or it’s completely ballsed up we will of course refund you.  Just drop a line to ohlord@mysaintedaunt.com as soon as you discover the blunder.


(We’d just like to state that these occurrences are thankfully very few and far between and we have a pretty good track record of being the guys we’d actually like to deal with if something does go wrong – we guarantee you get an actual person and no cut-and-paste/can’t-go-off-script responses) who’ll do all they can in good faith to sort it out and ensure you don’t hate us forever.